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The Personal Chef
Catering to a client with ever-changing food preferences
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They told me, "Make something exciting!" So, I served them a bowl of alphabet soup. I figured spelling out "exciting" with pasta letters was the closest thing to an adventure they'd experience in their diet.
The Therapist
Dealing with clients who avoid discussing their issues
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My client complained, "Every session feels like you're hitting me with reality." I said, "Well, I'm not a magician; I can't make your problems disappear. Unless you want me to teach you some disappearing dance moves?
The Gym Trainer
Dealing with clients who hate exercising
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I asked my client if they wanted to try a new exercise called "complaining." They said, "Finally, a workout I can excel at!" Little did they know; I was talking about complaining while doing squats.
The Dog Trainer
Dealing with stubborn dogs and their owners
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I suggested to a client, "How about positive reinforcement for your dog?" They said, "That's great, as long as it doesn't feel like hitting me." I assured them we wouldn't resort to physical punishment, but no promises about the occasional slobbery kiss.
The Tech Support
Assisting clients who struggle with technology
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I asked a client what kind of tech support they needed. They said, "I want a solution that doesn't feel like hitting me." I recommended turning it off and on again. It's like the tech version of taking a deep breath – works wonders without leaving bruises.
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