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The Paranoid Co-worker
Believing every tech issue is a sign of impending doom.
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Our office has a guy who believes the flickering lights are Morse code from aliens. He's standing there decoding signals while I'm thinking, "Maybe it's just time to change the lightbulbs, man.
The Procrastinating Employee
Avoiding work by pretending to have tech issues.
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I intentionally spill coffee on my keyboard when I have a deadline looming. Then I call the IT guy and say, "Help! My keyboard is possessed!" It buys me at least a few hours of watching cat videos before they figure out it's just a latte rebellion.
The Confused Customer
Trying to explain tech issues over the phone.
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I called the help desk, and they asked, "Is your computer on?" I said, "Yes." They said, "Are you sure?" I replied, "Well, I see a light, but I can't be certain. It could be a tiny disco party in there for all I know.
The Overworked IT Guy
Constantly dealing with tech-challenged coworkers.
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I'm convinced that my coworkers believe I have a magic wand hidden somewhere. They walk up to me and go, "I don't know what happened. My computer just stopped working." I'm tempted to reply, "Well, did you try waving your computer and saying 'Accio Functionality'?
The Non-Tech-Savvy Boss
Making decisions about IT without understanding IT.
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I told my boss we need better cybersecurity. He said, "Just tell everyone to use stronger passwords, like 'boss123' instead of 'password123'." I'm thinking, "Sure, because hackers are fooled by your title followed by a number.
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