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I convinced my gullible roommate that the TV remote had voice commands. Now he spends hours yelling at it, wondering why it won't listen!
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I told my gullible friend I could make a car out of spaghetti. He believed me until I drove pasta!
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I convinced my gullible friend that playing hide and seek with a calendar is an extreme sport. He's been training for months!
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I told my gullible friend that I could speak Spanish in American Sign Language. Now they're asking me to teach them 'silent' Spanish!
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I convinced my gullible friend that trees can talk. Now every time he walks by one, he says, 'Hello, Mr. Oak!'
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I convinced my gullible neighbor that the Wi-Fi password was written on the ceiling. He's been staring at it for hours!
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Why did the gullible person refuse to play cards with the jungle animals? They were afraid of cheetahs!
Gullible Gravity Believers
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I know a guy so gullible he thinks gravity is just a suggestion. He said, If you believe hard enough, you can float. I watched him jump off a step and try to defy gravity. Spoiler alert: gravity won.
Gullible Gamers
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Have you ever played video games with those gullible folks who fall for every in-game scam? I had a friend who traded his virtual mansion for a pixelated pet rock. I mean, I get it, rocks are low maintenance, but dude, you just swapped your digital palace for a geological paperweight. Talk about a downgrade!
Gullible Ghosts
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I met a gullible ghost the other day. He said, Boo! and I said, Bless you. He looked genuinely surprised, like he didn't expect someone to be polite during a haunting. I guess Casper never had to deal with manners before.
Gullible Ghost Writer
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I hired a gullible ghost writer once. I told them I was a famous comedian, and they believed it. Now, I'm not saying my career took off because of their gullibility, but let's just say my jokes have a certain spectral charm.
Gullible Genies
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I met a gullible genie recently. I asked for three wishes, and he said, Sure, but the third wish has to be something I can grant with a high school diploma. So now I'm the proud owner of unlimited snacks and a genie who can balance my checkbook. Thanks, buddy.
Gullible Gym-Goers
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Gullible people at the gym crack me up. There's always that one person who believes any fitness myth they hear. My friend said, You know, if you lift weights, your muscles turn into chocolate. I caught him in the gym the next day, dumbbells in hand, staring at his biceps like, I swear they were vanilla yesterday!
Gullible Grocery Shoppers
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You ever notice how gullible people can be at the grocery store? I saw a guy checking the expiration date on bottled water. Dude, if the water's gone bad, I think we have bigger problems than an expiration date can solve. Maybe we should call Aquafina's customer service and complain about their aged H2O.
Gullible Goldfish
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You know, some people are so gullible, they make goldfish look like skeptical geniuses. I tried a little experiment once. I told my friend, You know, goldfish have a three-second memory span. He believed it. I waited three seconds and told him the same thing again. He was like, Whoa, really? At that point, I knew he'd forget this conversation in about three seconds, too.
Gullible Grandparents
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God bless our gullible grandparents. My grandma once told me she could predict the weather by looking at her bunions. I was like, Really, Grandma? That's amazing! Turns out, her bunions were just as accurate as the weather app on my phone—completely hit or miss. But hey, at least she got me to rub her feet. Smooth move, Grandma.
Gullible GPS
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You ever meet those gullible people who believe their GPS is some kind of truth-telling wizard? I mean, I once had a friend who took a wrong turn, and his GPS was like, In 500 feet, turn left and you'll find a pot of gold. He made that left turn and ended up in a junkyard. Now, either that GPS has a sense of humor or my friend is just the proud owner of a rusty treasure trove.
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