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Goalie's Therapy Session
When the goalie starts questioning the meaning of life after letting in too many goals.
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I met a goalie who tried meditation to improve his game. Now, instead of saving goals, he saves his sanity. Turns out, they both slip through his fingers.
Goalie's Side Hustle
When the goalie tries to make extra money by moonlighting in unconventional jobs.
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I hired a goalie as my personal trainer. Now, every time I reach for a donut, he dives in slow motion, yelling, "Nooooo!" It's effective, but it's killing my snack time joy.
Goalie's Superstitions
When the goalie's superstitions become more important than the game.
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I asked a goalie why he wore his socks inside out. He said it was for good luck. I told him maybe he should focus on saving the goals instead of turning his laundry into a mystical ritual.
Goalie's Love Life
Balancing a love life when you're always diving to save balls.
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My goalie boyfriend proposed to me on the soccer field. I said yes, but only if he promises not to use the offside trap in our relationship.
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