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Why did the glider enroll in school? It wanted to improve its air-ducation!
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I tried making a glider out of paper, but it didn't work. I guess it was a plane mistake!
Glider Pickup Lines
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I tried using a glider as a pickup line once. I walked up to someone and said, Are you a glider? Because you just swept me off my feet... or at least, you would if you had an engine. Let's just say, gliders aren't the best wingmen.
Glider Support Group
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I went to a glider support group once. Yeah, it was just a room full of people hugging themselves, swaying back and forth. I asked, What are you doing? They said, Practicing for the next time we catch a thermal.
Glider vs. Elevator
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I asked my friend, Why do you prefer gliders over elevators? He said, Because gliders don't have that awkward silence when they reach the top. I thought about it and realized, maybe we should replace elevator music with the sound of wind rushing past.
Glider Parenting
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I asked my dad why he never flew gliders. He said, Son, I had you. That's the ultimate glider ride—no engine, no control, just praying you land safely.
Glider Traffic Jams
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Glider pilots talk about traffic jams like it's a cute inconvenience. Oh, I had to circle for an extra 30 minutes. Try doing that in a car, Karen! In a glider, it's a traffic jam; in a car, it's a highway to hell.
Glider - The Original Social Distancer
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Glider pilots are the OG social distancers. I mean, they're up there in the sky, away from everyone, having the time of their lives. It's like they saw the pandemic coming and said, Hold my helmet, I've been practicing for this!
Glider Nightmares
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I had a nightmare that I was in a glider, and suddenly it had an engine. I woke up in a cold sweat and realized, that's not a nightmare; that's just an airplane. Gliders are the only flying machines where adding an engine turns it into a horror story.
Glide of Shame
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You ever notice how a glider is like the morning after a bad decision? You wake up, and there it is, silently judging you from the corner of your room. It's the glide of shame, folks! And you can't even blame it on alcohol; it's just gravity having a good laugh.
Glider GPS Woes
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I tried flying a glider once, and the GPS was so confused. It kept saying, In 500 feet, turn left. I'm like, Dude, I'm in the air! Left is clouds, and right is also clouds. Where do you want me to turn, GPS, into a thunderstorm?!
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