17 Jokes About Girls And Boys

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Updated on: Sep 12 2024

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her to dance? 'Sure, let's salsa into the night!
What did the girl say to the boy who was telling cheesy jokes? 'You're really 'grate' at this!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
What did the girl say to the boy who was juggling lemons? 'You've got some serious zest for life!
What did the boy say when his friend asked if he knew any good jokes? 'I'm a pun-derful comedian!
What did the boy say when he was asked to share his chocolate? 'I'm cocoa-nuts about it!
I asked the boy if he could help me with math, but he said he's 'above' that.

Laundry Limbo: Girls vs. Boys

The laundry room is another battlefield. Girls have this mystical power to turn a chaotic pile of clothes into a perfectly folded masterpiece. Boys, on the other hand, play laundry limbo - how low can you go before it's socially unacceptable to wear your underwear again?

Temperature Tango: Girls vs. Boys

Girls and boys are in a constant dance when it comes to setting the thermostat. Girls turn it up because they're freezing, and boys turn it down because they're convinced they're living on the surface of the sun. It's a delicate balance that can only be solved with layers – lots and lots of layers.

GPS Wars: Girls vs. Boys

Girls and boys have distinct strategies when it comes to navigating. Girls treat GPS like a helpful friend, engaging in conversation with it. Take a left here, sweetie. Meanwhile, boys have this alpha male approach, arguing with the GPS like it insulted their driving skills. I know where I'm going, you gadget on the dashboard!

Emergency Preparedness: Girls vs. Boys

Girls are like boy scouts on steroids when it comes to emergency preparedness. They have everything in their purses – from band-aids to a mini sewing kit. Boys, however, rely on the emergency services hotline and hope for the best. Our idea of being prepared is having a phone charger on hand. You know, for survival.

Emoji Overload: Girls vs. Boys

Have you ever peeked into a girl's conversation and felt like you stumbled upon an emoji war zone? It's like an animated movie script written in symbols. Meanwhile, guys have this emoji austerity program. We use one smiley face to convey our emotions, and that's the extent of our expressive vocabulary.

Party Planning Pandemonium: Girls vs. Boys

Girls plan parties like military operations, with detailed schedules and color-coded spreadsheets. Meanwhile, guys plan parties with the precision of a tornado – things might get destroyed, but it'll be a memorable experience. It's the clash between party generals and chaos commanders.

Social Media Showdown: Girls vs. Boys

Girls dominate social media with their curated posts and strategically angled selfies. It's like a perfectly crafted art gallery. On the other hand, boys approach social media like they're participating in a witness protection program, hiding behind memes and occasional updates that make you question if their account got hacked.

Texting Tactics: Girls vs. Boys

I recently discovered there's a whole different language when it comes to texting between girls and boys. Girls send entire novels with emojis, while boys communicate using hieroglyphics that even archaeologists can't decipher. It's like we're two species trying to understand each other, and the only thing we can agree on is the confusion of the infamous 'K' reply.

Battle of the Bathroom: Girls vs. Boys

You ever notice how in public restrooms, there's this unspoken war going on between the girls and the boys? It's like, the girls have their mysterious rituals involving potions and spells in front of the mirror, while the boys are just trying to figure out if they should wash their hands or not. It's a battlefield of bobby pins and rogue toilet paper, and we're all just trying to survive.

Shopping Spree Showdown: Girls vs. Boys

Girls have this amazing ability to turn a simple shopping trip into a marathon event. It's like they're training for the Shopping Olympics, sprinting through aisles, grabbing things they don't need, and leaving the boys in the dust. Meanwhile, guys approach shopping like they're on a covert mission - in and out, with a list that resembles a classified document. It's the clash of the consumer titans!

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