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My friend told me he has a favorite lawyer. I didn't even know that was a thing. Do they have trading cards now? "Collect them all: Attorney Bob, Master of Objections, and Sue-Perhero, the Litigation Avenger.
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I asked someone about their favorite lawyer, and they said, "You know, the one with the best closing arguments." I didn't realize legal cases were like blockbuster movies with epic finales. "Coming this summer, 'The Verdict Strikes Back'!
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I'm still trying to figure out what makes a lawyer someone's favorite. Is it the way they confidently say "objection" in court or the way they expertly dodge questions? Maybe I've been watching too much legal drama.
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I overheard someone saying, "My favorite lawyer is like a wizard with legal spells." Now, I'm just imagining lawyers in Hogwarts robes, waving their wands, and shouting, "Innocentus Patronum!
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My friend asked me if I have a favorite lawyer. I didn't even know I was supposed to pick one. Do I need to audition them, like, "Alright, give me your best objection, counselor!
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People talk about their favorite lawyers like they're discussing ice cream flavors. "Oh, I'm a vanilla lawyer person myself. Classic, reliable, and goes well with any legal situation.
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You ever notice how everyone claims to have a favorite lawyer? Like, what kind of criteria are we using to pick our legal superheroes? "Oh, yeah, I love my lawyer. He's got the best gavel swing in town!
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My neighbor claims to have a favorite lawyer. I didn't even know lawyers could be celebrities. "Next on 'Law and Order: The Reality Show' - find out if your favorite attorney can win the case or if they'll need a spin-off.
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I realized I don't have a favorite lawyer, and now I feel like I'm missing out on a crucial life decision. It's like everyone else has chosen their legal superhero, and here I am, legal-vengerless!
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