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Why did the fairy apply for a job at the bakery? She heard they kneaded a little magic!
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Why did the fairy bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
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How do fairies stay up to date with the latest news? They read the Pixie Press!
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Why did the fairy invite the gnome to the party? She heard he was a fungi!
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How do fairies send messages? By fairy mail! It's much faster than snail mail.
Fairy Tales and Real Estate
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I was looking for a new house, and the real estate agent said, I have the perfect place for you, it's in a magical neighborhood. I thought, great, maybe a castle or a gingerbread house. Nope, it was a shoe! Yeah, Cinderella's old place. Apparently, the market for footwear real estate is booming.
Fairies and Fitness
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I tried hiring a fairy as my personal trainer. She told me to just flap my wings and I'll be in shape. I've been flapping for a week now, and all I got is sore shoulders and weird looks from my neighbors. Turns out, fairies might be better at granting wishes than giving workout advice!
Fairy Technology Support
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I called tech support and got a fairy on the line. I told her my computer was acting up, and she said, Have you tried waving a magic wand at it? Yeah, because that's the first thing I do when my Wi-Fi goes down – perform a spell.
Fairy Baristas
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I went to a coffee shop run by fairies. Ordered a latte, and the barista sprinkled some fairy dust on it. Suddenly, my coffee started flying around the room! I said, I just wanted a caffeine boost, not an espresso aerobics class.
Fairy Diet Plans
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I tried a fairy diet once. They said, Just eat whatever you want and then wish for a fast metabolism. So, I had a burger and wished for a six-pack. Now I have a six-pack of burgers and no six-pack abs. Thanks, fairy nutrition plan!
Fairy Relationships
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Dating a fairy is tricky. They're always disappearing when things get tough. I asked my fairy girlfriend why she keeps vanishing, and she said, I need some space. I thought she meant emotionally, turns out she was just practicing for her disappearing act.
Fairy Standup Comedy
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I went to a fairy standup comedy show. The comedian said, Why do fairies never tell lies? Because the truth always comes out in the pixie dust! I thought it was a great joke until I realized I had glitter all over me. Turns out, honesty is a sparkling business.
Fairy Weather Forecast
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I heard there's a new fairy weather service. Instead of predicting rain or sunshine, they just flutter around and sprinkle glitter. If you get hit with glitter, it means it's going to be a fabulous day. If it sticks to you, you might need an umbrella.
Fairy Godmothers and GPS
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You ever notice how fairy godmothers are like the original GPS? They just pop up out of nowhere, sprinkle some magic, and suddenly you're on a detour to a pumpkin carriage. I asked mine for directions once, and she said, Take the second star to the right and straight on till morning. Now I'm stuck in Neverland, late for a job interview!
Fairy Job Interviews
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I went for a job interview with a fairy company. The interviewer asked me, If you could have any superpower, what would it be? I said, The ability to make my paycheck magically double. They laughed and said, Sorry, we were looking for someone with wings and a wand.
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