6 English Teachers Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 14 2025

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My English teacher told me to turn my homework in. I said, 'But I'm not a gymnast!
Why did the verb break up with the noun? It felt too constrained in the relationship!
I asked my English teacher if she believed in aliens. She said, 'Of course, there's always a grammar extraterrestrial!
My English teacher asked me to define 'infinity.' I said, 'Without English class, the boredom seems infinite!
I asked my English teacher if she believed in tough love. She said, 'I believe in 'rough' drafts!
My English teacher told me my handwriting was messy. I said, 'It's just my font style – call it 'casual cursive'!

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