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How did the Eiffel Tower feel after a long day of tourists? 'Eiffel' exhausted!
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What's the Eiffel Tower's favorite game to play at the beach? Sandcastle 'building'!
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Why did the Eiffel Tower break up with his girlfriend? She was always putting him on a pedestal!
Eiffel Tower's Mood Swings
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You ever notice how the Eiffel Tower has serious mood swings? One day, it's all romantic and charming, and the next, it's like, I don't want to see any tourists today, I'm having a bad iron day!
Eiffel Tower's Social Media Game
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If the Eiffel Tower had a social media account, its posts would be like, Just chilling, being iconic. #IronLife. Meanwhile, my social media is just me trying to decide whether to post a selfie or another picture of my food.
Eiffel Tower's Love Life
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The Eiffel Tower has a more exciting love life than most of us. It's been proposed to more times than I've been asked, What's your Wi-Fi password? Maybe I should start charging for that information.
Eiffel Tower's Breakfast Routine
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I heard the Eiffel Tower's breakfast routine involves a lot of iron—like, literal iron. No wonder it's so tall and strong. Meanwhile, my breakfast routine involves deciding between cereal or just giving up on adulting altogether.
Eiffel Tower's Selfie Struggles
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You ever wonder how the Eiffel Tower takes selfies? I imagine it's like, Can't fit my whole self in the frame, but hey, look at this angle of my iron lattice. #EpicSelfieFail
Eiffel Tower's Architectural Rivalry
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You know the Eiffel Tower has a rivalry with other landmarks? I overheard it saying, The Leaning Tower of Pisa needs to straighten up, and the Great Wall of China could use a fresh coat of paint. Eiffel, the original architectural critic.
Eiffel Tower's Dating Advice
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I asked the Eiffel Tower for dating advice, and it said, Just stand tall and let people come to you. I tried that, and now I'm banned from the supermarket for blocking the entrance.
Eiffel Tower's Workout Routine
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I found out the Eiffel Tower's secret to staying fit: a daily regimen of steel exercises. No wonder it's standing strong after all these years. Meanwhile, I struggle to open a jar of pickles.
Eiffel Tower, the Fashionista
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The Eiffel Tower is a fashion icon. It's been wearing the same iron lattice for over a century and still gets compliments. Meanwhile, I change my outfit three times, and people ask if I'm okay.
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