10 Jokes For Duran

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Updated on: Jun 17 2024

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Duran Duran's music is like a time machine. Just a few notes of "Girls on Film" and bam! You're instantly transported back to your high school dance, awkward moves and all!
Duran Duran's songs are like those long-lasting chewing gums - they stick around in your head longer than you expect, and suddenly, you're humming "Hungry Like the Wolf" for days!
You know what's puzzling? The durability of a pack of Duracell batteries. They last longer than some relationships I've seen!
Have you ever seen a Durian fruit? It's like nature's way of saying, "Hey, let me create a fruit that smells like gym socks but tastes like heaven!
Durian fruit has this unique ability to make people love it or loathe it. It's like the Marmite of the fruit world - no middle ground, just extreme opinions!
Have you ever noticed how the word "endurance" should just have a picture of a Durian fruit next to it? I mean, that thing can outlast any other fruit in the room, hands down!
I've always found it funny how the durability of a Duran Duran record seems to outlive the fashion sense of the '80s. I guess some things just stand the test of time!
Ever try opening a Duran Duran CD case? It's like trying to crack a safe! Those things are more secure than most passwords nowadays!
Duran Duran's music is like the reliable old friend you haven't seen in years. You might forget about them, but when "Rio" starts playing, suddenly, it's a flashback to the '80s!
Isn't it strange how Durian fruit is banned in certain public places? It's like the fruit is on some VIP list that only allows it into exclusive spots!

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