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I tried to catch some fog yesterday, but I mist. I guess that's a dumb way to start the day.
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I told my friend he was so dumb he studied for a blood test. He thought it was a pop quiz.
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I told my friend he was so dumb he couldn't even make a circle. He said, 'Watch me,' and drew a line.
Dumbest Cooking Mishaps
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I recently tried making a recipe I found online. It said, Microwave on high for 5 minutes. I did, and my microwave caught fire. Apparently, the recipe forgot to mention the fire-resistant microwave requirement. That's the dumbest way to turn your kitchen into a barbecue party.
Dumbest Fashion Choices
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Fashion trends can be confusing. I saw someone wearing a shirt that said, I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. That's the dumbest excuse for a nap I've ever seen. Imagine explaining that to your boss: Sorry, I can't work right now. My shirt is conserving energy.
Dumbest Technology Fails
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Technology can be amazing, but sometimes it's just dumb. I bought a smart refrigerator that tells me when I'm out of milk. Thanks, fridge, but I don't need you judging my cereal-to-milk ratio. I can handle that level of decision-making on my own.
Dumbest Gym Moments
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Have you ever been to the gym and witnessed the dumbest workout routines? I saw a guy doing bicep curls with a baguette. I guess he's trying to achieve that French bakery physique. I tried it myself, but all I got was a sudden craving for carbs.
Dumbest Superpowers
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We've all dreamed of having superpowers, but some are just dumb. Imagine having the ability to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. It's like, Hey, where did Bob go? Oh, he's got that invisible thing again. Pretend you didn't see him leave. That's the dumbest superhero power ever.
Dumbest Inventions
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You ever notice how some inventions make you question human intelligence? I mean, who looked at a fork and thought, This could be improved by making it electric? I'm just waiting for the day they invent a self-burning candle. You light it once, and it never stops until your whole house is in flames. Now that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
Dumbest Excuses
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We all have that one friend who comes up with the dumbest excuses. My friend once told me he couldn't make it to my party because he was allergic to balloons. Allergic to balloons? I didn't know we were inviting people from the inflatable latex support group. I guess he's the dumbest person to invite to a birthday party.
Dumbest Pet Tricks
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People love teaching their pets tricks, but some tricks are just dumb. I tried teaching my goldfish to play dead. Turns out, goldfish are already pretty good at that trick. I swear, it just floated there, unimpressed, like, Congratulations, you've discovered my natural talent.
Dumbest Siri Moments
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You ever ask Siri a question and get the dumbest response? I asked her for directions once, and she told me to go straight for 300 feet, then make a U-turn in the Atlantic Ocean. Apparently, Siri thinks I'm driving a submarine. It's like having a GPS guided by a confused deep-sea explorer.
Dumbest Trends
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Let's talk about trends for a moment. Remember when planking was a thing? People lying face down in random places like human pancakes. I tried it once, got stuck in a doggy door, and had to be rescued by a Chihuahua. I realized that was the dumbest trend when even dogs were judging me.
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