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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including the dissipated coffee on my desk!
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What did the ocean say to the beach? 'Don't worry, I won't let our love dissipate – I'll always wave back!
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Why did the balloon go to therapy? It needed help dealing with its tendency to dissipate under pressure.
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Why did the cloud break up with the rain? It needed some space to dissipate!
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Dating a ghost is tough. One minute they're there, the next they're dissipating like my dreams of ever finding someone with a lower maintenance level than Casper. Talk about a high-maintenance boo!
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I told a ghost it needed to find its purpose, and it replied, 'I'm just trying not to disappear into thin air.' I said, 'Join the club, Ghost. Join the club. We're called 'Adults Trying to Adult,' and it's not going well.'
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I'm pretty sure my house is haunted, not by a scary ghost, but by a ghost who's an expert in dad jokes. Every night, I hear dissipated laughter and puns echoing through the halls. Who knew the afterlife had a stand-up comedy club?
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I asked a ghost if it believed in climate change, and it said, 'Well, I'm already experiencing some serious dissipation issues.' I guess even ghosts are worried about the afterlife turning into a sauna!
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Ghost hunting is like dating - lots of excitement, some strange noises, and always a chance of dissipating interest. One minute you're all in, the next you're like, 'I think I'll just ghost this ghost!'
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I tried talking to a ghost once, but the conversation kept dissipating faster than my Wi-Fi signal in a haunted house. At least ghosts have mastered the art of ghosting, literally!
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I tried to break up with a ghost, and it said, 'I'm already dissipating, what more do you want?' I said, 'Well, I was hoping for a bit less haunting and a bit more help with the dishes.' Ghosting relationships - not just a human thing!
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I tried to make friends with a ghost, but every time I brought up our plans, its enthusiasm kept dissipating. Finally, I said, 'Dude, it's hard to haunt with you when you're ghosting our friendship!'
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I met a lazy ghost the other day. I asked it to haunt me, and it said, 'Sorry, I'm into more low-energy activities, like slowly dissipating in the corner. Maybe next afterlife!'
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