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You ever notice how ghosts are the ultimate introverts? They're the only ones who can literally say, "I need some space," and mean it. "Boo, leave me alone!
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Ghosts must have the best dating life. No need for small talk or awkward silences – just a romantic evening of floating through walls together. "Honey, let me ghost-proof this relationship.
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I was in a haunted house the other day, and I swear the ghost was just trying to help with the chores. I found my dishes neatly stacked, and the ghost left a note saying, "Afterlife tip: dishwasher safe.
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I realized ghosts are the original influencers. I mean, they've been haunting people way before it became a trend on social media. "Just possessed this body, #HauntingGoals.
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Ghosts must be the best at hide-and-seek. You think you found the perfect hiding spot, and suddenly you hear a spooky voice saying, "You're getting warmer... or colder... depending on your perception of the afterlife.
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I found out ghosts have their own version of Uber. It's called "Boober." You request a ride, and instead of a car, a spectral carriage pulled by ghostly horses shows up. "Hop in, mortal. We're going to the other side – and it's surge haunting tonight!
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Ghosts must have the most drama-filled gossip sessions. "Did you hear about Casper? He's been living in the same attic for decades. Talk about commitment issues!
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Have you ever had a ghost haunting your Wi-Fi signal? You're just trying to binge-watch your favorite show, and suddenly the ghost of dial-up past decides to make a cameo. "Boo-doo-doo-doo, connecting...
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You know you're getting old when even ghosts start complaining about their aching chains. "Back in my day, we used to rattle these things with so much more enthusiasm!
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