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We defer reading that book on our nightstand with such dedication that the book starts to feel like a neglected friend. "I'll get to you, just not now." Little does the book know, it might be in for a lifetime of deferral.
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Defer is the ultimate time traveler. It takes our present responsibilities and sends them hurtling into the future, where they'll inevitably collide with our future selves, who are likely muttering, "Why did I defer this?" It's like a cosmic game of hide and seek with our own obligations.
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We defer making decisions like it's an Olympic sport. "Should we order pizza or Chinese?" Cue the intense debate that could rival any political discussion. Spoiler alert: the decision gets deferred until someone's stomach growls loud enough to break the deadlock.
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Defer is like a magic word for responsibilities. It's the wizard's spell that makes chores disappear temporarily. "I'll defer doing the dishes for now." And just like magic, the dishes pile up, and suddenly you're a sorcerer of messiness.
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Defer is the adult version of saying, "I'll do my homework later." It's the grown-up way of admitting, "I'll deal with it when it becomes a problem." I'm convinced that deferring is just a fancy term for procrastination with a sprinkle of responsibility.
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Defer is the official anthem of adulthood. "I'll defer saving for retirement until I'm making millions." Spoiler alert: your bank account will file a complaint, and retirement will be knocking on your door sooner than expected.
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We've mastered the art of deferring phone calls. Someone calls, and we look at our phones like it's a mysterious alien device. "Oh no, not now, I'll call them back." And by "back," I mean never. Thank you, caller ID, for giving us the power to defer social interactions.
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You ever notice how we always defer important tasks? It's like our to-do list is a game of hot potato, and we're just passing it around hoping someone else will take care of it. "I'll defer that email response today, and maybe future me will be more motivated. Spoiler alert: future me is just as lazy.
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Defer is the superhero of excuses. "I'll defer going to the gym until Monday." Monday arrives, and suddenly we're on a first-name basis with procrastination. Who knew deferring could be so flexibly unproductive?
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