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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
Popcorn Laughter
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Corny jokes are like popcorn – easy to make, but you always end up with a few unpopped kernels. I tried a corny joke at a party, and it was so bad, I felt like those unpopped kernels – left out and destined to be stepped on.
Corn on the Cobwebs
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You ever notice how corny jokes are like cobwebs? They're everywhere, and once you get tangled in one, good luck escaping without looking like a fool. I told a corny joke the other day, and the silence was so awkward, I could hear the crickets whispering, Man, that was bad.
Kernels of Wisdom
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Corny jokes may be kernels, but there's a kernel of wisdom in knowing when to stop. I told a corny joke to my cat, and even she rolled her eyes and walked away. Lesson learned – if your audience has whiskers, stick to the classics.
A-Maize-ing Humor
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You ever tell a corny joke and think, This is a-maize-ing! but the audience looks at you like you just stepped in something? My jokes are like corn mazes – confusing, and by the time you figure them out, you're lost and regretting your life choices.
The Cornspiracy
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Corny jokes are like a cornspiracy – they're everywhere, and some people actually enjoy them. I tried a corny joke at a comedy club, and the only person laughing was the guy in the corner wearing a tinfoil hat.
Cornfed Comedy
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Corny jokes are like a diet of pure corn – not satisfying, and you're left wondering, Is this all there is? I tried a corny joke on my grandma, and she said, Honey, your jokes are like corn syrup – too sweet, too sticky, and bad for my health.
Husk of Humor
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Corny jokes are like the husk of corn – protective on the outside, but once you peel it away, there's often disappointment inside. I told a corny joke to my date, and she said, Your sense of humor is like corn husks – better left in the field.
Corn-undrum of Comedy
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Have you ever been caught in a corn-undrum of whether to laugh or cry at a corny joke? I told a corny joke to my therapist, and she said, We have a lot of work to do, but let's start by avoiding corny punchlines.
Stalk and Awe
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Corny jokes are like cornstalks – tall, awkward, and they make you wonder if there's anything substantial beneath the surface. I shared a corny joke with my boss, and he said, You're really reaching for that promotion, aren't you? Stick to your day job.
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