17 Jokes For Cloudy

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Updated on: Jul 28 2024

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What do clouds wear under their raincoats? Thunderwear!
What do you call a cloud who's always complaining? A nimbo-nagger!
What's a cloud's favorite game? Hide and rain seek!
What do you call a cloud who's always grumpy? A cumu-grumpulus!
What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt? You really know how to make an entrance!
What do you call a cloud who's good at playing the piano? A cumulus concerto!
How do clouds pay each other? With rain checks!

The Cloud's Dating Profile

If clouds had a dating profile, it would say something like, Fluffy on the outside, stormy on the inside. Looking for someone who won't take me for granted when I'm in my rainy moods.

Cloudy with a Chance of Awkward

You ever notice how people in sunny places are always so bubbly and happy? Meanwhile, in cloudy places, we're just trying to decide if it's a good day for an umbrella or if we're about to get a free shower from the heavens!

The Sky's Soap Opera

You ever watch the sky and feel like you're tuning into the longest-running soap opera ever? There's drama, there's suspense, and every now and then, a cloud comes in with a dramatic entrance, stealing the show!

Clouds: The Original Drama Queens

I swear, clouds are like the drama queens of the sky. One minute they're throwing shade, the next they're crying and pouring their heart out. It's like watching a soap opera unfold above us.

Clouds: The Sky's Cotton Candy

Ever tried grabbing a cloud thinking it's going to be all soft and fluffy like cotton candy? Let me tell you, it's a setup! Next thing you know, you're just grabbing a handful of air and looking like a fool.

Clouds and Commitment Issues

You know what clouds remind me of? That friend who's always flaky. One minute they're here, and the next, poof! Gone. And just when you think they're committed to raining, they evaporate all your hopes.

Cloud Computing, Literally!

Have you heard of cloud computing? Yeah, turns out it's just your data floating around up there, getting rained on and occasionally struck by lightning. No wonder our files are so moody.

The Cloud's Identity Crisis

You ever hear about that cloud that went to therapy? It was trying to find itself, and every time it thought it had a shape, the wind was like, Not today, buddy!

The Dreamy Daydreamers

You ever look at clouds and think they're just big, lazy dreamers? They're up there, floating around, probably daydreaming about what it'd be like to be a thunderstorm when they grow up.

Silver Linings Playbook, Anyone?

They say every cloud has a silver lining. Yeah, well, every time I look up, all I see is a massive gray blob. Maybe it's just saving up for a jewelry shopping spree.

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