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Why did the chav go to the art gallery? He heard they had a 'canvas' of opportunities!
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Why did the chav bring a ladder to the bar? Because the drinks were on a high shelf!
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Why did the chav apply for a job at the bakery? He heard they kneaded dough!
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Why did the chav start a band? He wanted to be the 'robbin' hood of music!
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Why did the chav bring a pencil to the party? In case there was a sketchy situation!
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Why did the chav become a chef? He heard it was a good way to 'steal' the spotlight in the kitchen!
Chav Pets
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Chavs have this unique ability to turn any pet into a fashion accessory. You'll see them walking down the street with a dog that has more bling than a rapper. The poor pup is probably thinking, I just wanted a cozy bed, not to be a part of your elaborate gold chain collection!
Chav Philosophy
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I asked a Chav for some life advice, and he looked at me dead in the eye and said, Mate, life is like a takeaway menu – full of options, but you always end up with the same greasy regret. I thought, Wow, that's oddly profound for a guy wearing a tracksuit with 'Juicy' written across the back.
Chav GPS
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I'm convinced Chavs have their own GPS system. It's not like ours; it's more straightforward. Instead of saying, In 500 feet, turn left, it just shouts, Oi, mate, take a left here! And if you miss the turn, it doesn't reroute; it just goes, Well, you've messed that one up, haven't you?
Chav Fashionista
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I saw a Chav the other day, and I swear they have a sixth sense for finding the shiniest tracksuits. It's like they have a secret club where they gather to discuss the latest trends in velour and neon. You see them coming, and it's like a fashion parade, except the only float is a souped-up moped with a stereo blaring music that makes you question your life choices.
Chav Etiquette
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Chavs have their own set of social rules. You can't just say hello to a Chav; it's more like an elaborate handshake followed by a series of nods and winks that only they understand. It's like being part of a secret society, but instead of conspiracies, they just gossip about who got the newest pair of sneakers.
Chav Wisdom
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Chavs have their own wisdom that they pass down through the generations. I overheard a Chav dad telling his son, Son, in this world, there are winners and losers. But the real skill is looking like a winner while riding the bus home. It's like they're the Yoda of the concrete jungle.
Chav Cuisine
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Chav cuisine is a thing, I'm telling you. It's a delicate balance of energy drinks, fried everything, and a secret ingredient that can only be described as flavor enhancer number 9 (which is probably just more MSG). It's the only diet where you can simultaneously feel your heart racing and your arteries clogging.
Chav Olympics
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I think Chavs would dominate if there were Olympics for parallel parking. Have you seen them squeeze a car into a space that's basically a suggestion of a parking spot? It's like watching a ballet, but with more handbrake turns and a soundtrack of bass-heavy music.
Chav Chronicles
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You ever notice how every neighborhood has that one house where the lawn is more of a suggestion than a rule? It's like, the grass sees a lawnmower and goes, Nah, mate, I'm good. That house is like the Chav headquarters. You walk by, and they're all outside, sipping on energy drinks, competing to see who can have the loudest conversation about their favorite sports team. It's like a reality show, but the prize is a lifetime supply of tracksuits.
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