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What's the cards girl's favorite dessert? Layered pudding – it's all about the deck!
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Why did the cards girl go to the beach? She wanted to build a sandcastle with a royal flush!
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Why did the cards girl become a chef? She knew how to deal with all the suits in the kitchen!
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Why did the cards girl bring a ladder to the poker game? She heard the stakes were high!
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What did the cards girl say to the joker? 'You're not playing with a full deck!
Cards Girl's Breakup Strategy
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Breaking up with Cards Girl was like trying to fold a royal flush—it's just not something you do every day. I told her we needed to split, and she said, Fine, but let's make it interesting. Winner takes the dog. I didn't even know we had a dog, but suddenly, I found myself in a custody battle over a pet I didn't remember adopting. Note to self: next time, stick to traditional breakups.
Cards Girl's Wild Night Out
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So, I met this girl who's into cards. Not the cute, little, Let's play Go Fish kind of cards. No, she's into the high-stakes, poker-face, I bet my entire life savings on this hand kind of cards. I took her out for a date, and she said, I'm all in for a good time! I thought we were going to a comedy show, but turns out, she wanted a wild night out at the casino. I guess laughter wasn't the only thing she wanted to risk that night!
Cards Girl's Fitness Routine
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Cards Girl told me she's into fitness, so I suggested we go for a jog. She looked at me like I had just suggested we ride a unicorn to the moon. No, silly, she said, I meant card fitness. You know, exercising my right to deal the cards. I guess my idea of a workout is a bit more cardio-intensive than hers.
Cards Girl's Gift Preferences
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I asked Cards Girl what she wanted for her birthday, and she said, Something that shuffles. So, naturally, I got her a Roomba. Apparently, she meant playing cards. Well, at least now our living room has the cleanest deck in town.
Cards Girl's Romantic Gesture
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I thought I was being romantic when I gave Cards Girl a bouquet of flowers. Turns out, she prefers a different kind of bouquet—52 cards neatly shuffled and ready for a game of Blackjack. Nothing says love like hitting 21 together, right? I guess the only thing blooming that night was my credit card bill.
Cards Girl's Superpower
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Cards Girl claims to have a superpower—she can predict the future using a deck of cards. I tested her skills by asking about my love life. She pulled out the cards, stared at them intensely, and said, You will meet someone with a gambling problem. Well, joke's on her—I already did. It was her!
Cards Girl's Ideal Date
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I asked Cards Girl what her ideal date was, thinking of something romantic like a candlelit dinner. She said, Let's go to a magic show. Confused, I asked, Why a magic show? She replied, I want to see someone disappear faster than my ex-boyfriend's poker winnings. Well, I can't argue with that logic.
Cards Girl's Wedding Proposal
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Thinking of proposing to Cards Girl, but I'm worried she might say, I raise you a prenup. I'm not sure if I'm ready for a lifetime commitment with someone whose idea of a serious conversation involves a deck of cards and a poker face. But hey, maybe that's just how true love is supposed to be—a gamble from the start!
Cards Girl's Relationship Advice
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You ever ask a friend for relationship advice and they hit you with, It's all about the cards, man! Yeah, I didn't get it either until I met Cards Girl. She believes relationships are like a poker game. You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, and apparently, occasionally throw a joker into the mix. Last time I checked, love wasn't a game of Texas Hold 'Em, but hey, maybe I've been playing Uno my whole life without realizing.
Cards Girl's Restaurant Preferences
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Took Cards Girl out to a fancy restaurant, and she insisted on playing a game of poker to decide who pays the bill. Little did I know, she's a card shark in a world of fine dining. Long story short, I'm now a proud owner of a stack of credit card receipts and a full stomach.
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