6 Jokes For Capitol Hill

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Updated on: Aug 06 2024

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Why did the Capitol janitor win an award? Because he swept the elections!
I told a joke to my senator, but he didn't get it. Maybe I should've used smaller words or drawn a picture with crayons!
Why did the Capitol Hill intern bring a ladder to work? To climb the political ladder, of course!
Why don't politicians ever get lost on Capitol Hill? Because they always follow the party lines!
Why don't politicians ever play hide and seek on Capitol Hill? Because good luck finding someone who keeps their promises!
Why did the politician go to the doctor after visiting Capitol Hill? He caught a bad case of spin fever!

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