6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About britain

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What do you call a British person who can't make tea? A mugwump! ☕😆

What's a British vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

What's a British scientist's favorite element? Tea-rbium! ☕🧪

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and thought it was the Queen's coronation! 🍅👑

I asked a Brit for their WiFi password. They said, 'It's uppercase, lowercase, uppercase, lowercase, tea, crumpet, tea.' 📶

What's a British wizard's favorite spell? 'Hermione-ony'! ⚡🧙‍♂️

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