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Why did the bodybuilder bring a dictionary to the gym? To define his muscles!
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Why did the bodybuilder bring a marker to the gym? To draw even more attention to his definition!
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Why did the bodybuilder become a chef? He wanted to grill and gain at the same time!
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I told the bodybuilder he should write a book. He said, 'I'm still working on the next chapter – it's all about gains!
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Why did the bodybuilder bring a pencil to the gym? To draw attention to himself!
Bodybuilder Blues
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You ever notice how bodybuilders walk around like they own the place? I mean, if I had biceps the size of watermelons, I'd probably strut too. But hey, let's not forget that they spend half their lives lifting heavy things just to put them back down. It's like the world's most intense game of pick up and drop... and I thought my ex was good at that.
Flexibility Funnies
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Bodybuilders are all about building those muscles, but have you ever seen them try to touch their toes? It's like watching a giraffe attempt ballet. I guess when your biceps are the size of my head, flexibility becomes more of a theoretical concept.
Protein Problems
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Bodybuilders are always talking about their protein shakes like it's the elixir of life. I tried one once, and now I understand why they're so serious about their gains. I think I gained the ability to bench-press my refrigerator after that shake, but at what cost? I'm pretty sure my taste buds are still doing push-ups to recover.
Flexing Fiascos
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Ever notice how bodybuilders can't resist flexing in front of any reflective surface? I swear, if they were vampires, mirrors would be their worst enemy. But hey, more power to them. I tried flexing once, and I think I pulled a muscle in my ego. Now I just stick to the classic mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the average one of all?
Gym Jargon Jamboree
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Bodybuilders have their own language at the gym. You've got terms like curls, squats, and deadlifts. It's like a secret code for gaining entrance into the Iron Temple. I tried fitting in by using their language, but apparently, pizza curls and remote control squats aren't part of their sacred lexicon.
Superhero Training
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Bodybuilders are basically real-life superheroes. I mean, think about it—they have alter egos, wear flashy costumes (also known as workout gear), and possess superhuman strength. The only difference is that instead of saving the world, they're saving their gains from cardio.
Muscle Memory Mishaps
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I tried working out with a bodybuilder friend once. He told me to start with the light weights, you know, just to warm up. I grabbed the two-pound dumbbells, and he looked at me like I was lifting marshmallows. He said, Bro, do you even lift? And I'm like, Yeah, my Netflix subscription.
Weights and Dates
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Dating a bodybuilder is like having a relationship with a human-sized dumbbell. You've got to lift them gently, avoid dropping them, and pray they don't roll away when you're not looking. And don't even get me started on the protein powder kisses—nothing says romance like a faint hint of vanilla whey.
Gym Dilemmas
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I decided to join a gym recently, you know, get fit and all that. But have you ever been to a gym where there's a bodybuilder grunting so loud, you can hear them through your noise-canceling headphones? I had to double-check if I accidentally walked into a zoo because I'm pretty sure I heard a gorilla challenging me to a bench press duel.
Mirror Wars
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You ever accidentally make eye contact with a bodybuilder in the gym mirror? It's like challenging them to a flex-off duel. I blinked first, not because I was intimidated, but because I remembered I left my protein shake unattended, and gym etiquette is serious business.
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