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The Forgotten Blinker
Drivers who seem to have forgotten they have blinkers.
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There's a special breed of drivers who turn blinker usage into a game of hide and seek. Trying to predict their moves is like playing a high-stakes game of hide the blinker. Spoiler alert: You always lose.
The Indecisive Blinker
The perpetual struggle of drivers who can't commit to a lane.
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Indecisive blinkers turn driving into a game of charades. Is it left? Is it right? Maybe it's interpretive dance? I just want to get to work, not decode your vehicular interpretative art.
The Blinker Conspiracy Theorist
Drivers who believe blinkers are part of a secret government mind control experiment.
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I met a guy who believes blinkers are part of the Illuminati's plan for world domination. "Left blink for world leaders, right blink for celebrities." If that's the case, I want a VIP pass to the Illumi-turn-ti party!
The Overzealous Blinker
Drivers who signal with such enthusiasm it's almost a performance.
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There's a certain finesse to the overzealous blinker. It's not just signaling; it's a symphony of blinker jazz hands. You almost expect them to break into a full-on blinker dance routine.
The Overconfident Blinker
Overconfident blinkers who think their blinkers solve all traffic problems.
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Ever met someone who measures intelligence by blinker usage? "Oh, you didn't signal? Must have skipped Blinker 101 at the genius academy." Because clearly, using a blinker is the true measure of a genius.
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