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Updated on: Apr 04 2025

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Overworked IT Support

Dealing with people who think turning it off and on again is the ultimate solution.
I fixed a computer issue for a colleague, and they asked, "How did you do that?" I replied, "It's a secret IT technique called 'Actually Paying Attention in Training.'

Overzealous Fitness Trainer

Trying to motivate people who are more interested in the gym's snack bar than the workout.
My client asked, "Can I do cardio without actually moving?" I said, "Sure, just watch a scary movie on the treadmill, and your heart rate will skyrocket.

Incompetent Handyman

Dealing with a customer who knows more about fixing things than you do.
I went to fix a leaky faucet, and the customer asked, "Do you know what you're doing?" I confidently replied, "Absolutely, I've seen a plumber do it once on YouTube.

Overambitious Barista

Trying to impress customers with your coffee knowledge while messing up their orders.
Customer: "Can I get a latte with almond milk?"
Me: "Sure, coming right up!" Hands over the drink Customer: "This tastes like regular milk."
Me: "Oh, that's because almonds don't lactate.

Clumsy Waiter

Balancing trays full of food while trying to avoid accidents.
I spilled a drink on a customer today, and they said, "Don't worry, accidents happen." I replied, "If only my boss had the same philosophy when he hired me.

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