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Why did the pen go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment and kept getting bent out of shape!
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Why did the banana go to therapy? It had trouble peeling away from its past, and it needed someone to straighten things out!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field, and he never bent under pressure.
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I bought a new ladder with a flexible design. Now I can achieve new heights without getting bent out of shape!
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What do you call a noodle that isn't straight? Impasta! It's always a bit bent out of shape.
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Why did the yoga instructor become a comedian? Because they mastered the art of bending over backward to make people laugh!
Bent Truths
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They say honesty is the best policy, but have you ever tried telling the truth to your grandma about her cooking? It's like trying to straighten a bent nail – it's not gonna happen, and someone's gonna get hurt.
Bent Expectations
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You ever have those days where your expectations are so high, they should come with a parachute? Well, mine just crashed and burned – turns out, reality is bent on ruining my plans.
Bent Fitness Trends
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I signed up for this new fitness class that promised to straighten out my life. Turns out, it's just a bunch of people contorting themselves into pretzels. If bending like a human pretzel is the key to success, I'd be a millionaire by now.
Bent Time Management
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I decided to manage my time better, so I bought this fancy planner. Well, now my schedule is so bent out of shape, I think it's plotting against me. It's like my planner is playing a game of Twister with my deadlines.
Bent Technology Woes
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I bought the latest smartphone, and the salesperson assured me it was bend-proof. Well, guess what? It's so bendable, it's practically a yoga mat now. I can't take a call without unintentionally performing a downward-facing phone.
Bent Relationships
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My ex told me our relationship was like a fine wine, getting better with time. More like a cheap slinky – it started off fun and bouncy, but eventually, it just got tangled up and lost its spring.
Bent Fate
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I tried my hand at fortune-telling the other day, and the crystal ball predicted a twisted fate. Apparently, I'm destined to walk a path so bent, even Google Maps would give up and say, You're on your own, buddy.
Bent Dreams
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I had a dream the other night that I was a professional limbo dancer. The problem? The limbo stick was bent, the bar was set too high, and I woke up realizing my dream was as flexible as a straightjacket.
Bent Logic
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You ever notice how some people's logic is more twisted than a pretzel? I tried to follow their reasoning once, and now I'm so bent out of shape, I'm practically a yoga pose.
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