17 Jokes For Baseball Team

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Updated on: Jul 25 2024

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Why did the baseball team go to the bank? They wanted to get their pitcher changed!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball? 'Catch you later!
Why did the baseball team go to the beach? They wanted to improve their sandlot game!
What did the baseball player say when he broke up with his bat? 'It's not you, it's me. I need some space!
What do baseball players use to keep themselves cool? Fans in the stands!
What's a baseball player's favorite candy? Pop-flies!
Why did the baseball player bring string to the game? To tie the score!

The Perils of Baseball Fandom

You ever notice how being a fan of a baseball team is like being in a dysfunctional relationship? One day they make your heart soar, the next they’re breaking it faster than a pitcher's fastball!

Baseball Strategy, or Lack Thereof

Ever notice how managers in baseball argue with umpires? It’s like they're trying to convince someone that they saw Bigfoot—the chances of changing their mind are about as likely as me hitting a home run off a major league pitcher!

Baseball Announcers

I love baseball announcers—they can turn a pop fly into a Shakespearean drama! I mean, the way they narrate a routine catch, you'd think it was the most epic event since the invention of sliced bread!

The Trouble with Baseball Stats

They say statistics don’t lie, but in baseball, they sure do stretch the truth! I mean, you can make a guy who bats .250 sound like the hero of the season until you realize that means he fails 75% of the time!

The Art of Catching a Foul Ball

You know those moments when a foul ball comes your way at a game? I’ve seen people dive for it like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party. You’d think that ball was made of gold the way they fight over it!

Baseball Logic

Why do we call it the World Series when it’s just the U.S. and Canada? That’s like winning a hot dog eating contest and claiming you’re the world’s best chef!

Baseball Rituals

Ever seen those crazy superstitions players have? Wearing the same socks for a week because they hit a home run once? If that worked, I’d be wearing a tutu and a Viking helmet hoping for a promotion at work!

Baseball and My Love Life

My dating life’s like a baseball team in a losing streak—lots of hope at the start, but eventually, I realize I’m just rooting for a team that can't seem to find its way to first base!

Baseball Team Names

Some baseball team names are just wild. The Los Angeles Angels? So are they the Angels from L.A. or just a bunch of baseball players with wings secretly hiding under those jerseys?

The Art of Baseball Heckling

I tried heckling at a baseball game once. Turns out, telling the batter he swings like a rusty gate doesn't earn you any friends—just a glare that could strike out an entire stadium!

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