12 Jokes For Bar Fight

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Updated on: Dec 17 2024

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The bartender joined the fight with a bottle of rum. He wanted to 'rumble' in the jungle!
Why did the bar fight between the beers and the cocktails get stopped? The authorities declared it a 'mix-up'!
The bar fight was so intense that it spilled out onto the street. I guess you could call it a 'pub crawl'!
The bar fight started over a disagreement on the best drink. It was a 'brew-haha' about lager vs. ale!
Why was the beer angry after the bar fight? Because it got a little 'bitter' about the situation!
Why don't they serve hard cider during bar fights? Because things could get 'smashed' too quickly!
I tried to break up the bar fight by telling everyone a joke, but they were all too 'punchy' to laugh!
I heard about a bar fight where they threw bottles of vinegar. It was described as 'sour grapes' among the patrons!
I once witnessed a bar fight between a bottle of wine and a keg of beer. It was a battle of 'grape' proportions!
The bar fight ended abruptly when they ran out of beer. I guess you could say it was a 'tap out' situation!
During the bar fight, I saw a bottle of whiskey duck behind the counter. I guess it was seeking 'shelter'!
The bar fight was so wild that even the jukebox started playing 'Eye of the Tiger' for the ultimate showdown soundtrack!

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