17 Jokes About Bad Coworkers

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Updated on: Jun 28 2024

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Why did the bad coworker get promoted? They had a talent for excel-lence in avoiding actual work!
Why did the bad coworker bring a backpack to work? Because they wanted to carry their baggage into every meeting!
Why did the bad coworker bring a mirror to work? So they could reflect on how much work they're not doing!
Why did the bad coworker bring a calculator to the office party? They wanted to make sure they didn't drink more than their fair share!
Why did the bad coworker always carry a pencil? Because they wanted to draw attention to themselves!
Why did the bad coworker become a gardener? Because they were great at planting rumors!
Why did the bad coworker bring a shovel to the meeting? Because they heard it was a groundbreaking idea!
You know you've got bad coworkers when your office gossip spreads faster than a wildfire in a drought. I'm pretty sure our water cooler is filled with not water, but pure grade A tea!
You know your coworkers are bad when you start dreaming of a 'mute' button in real life. Trust me, it's not just the Zoom calls that need it. Some people need it for their entire existence!
You know your coworkers are terrible when you start planning your vacations according to their annual leave. The only stress-free week is when they're on a beach, and you're sipping a drink, celebrating the silence!
There's always that one coworker who brings homemade snacks to the office. They're like, Here, have a cookie. But you know behind that smile, they're thinking, Enjoy this cookie and forget about the fact that I just stole your project idea.
Ever had that coworker who loves meetings more than life itself? I swear, they schedule so many, I think they're secretly auditioning for the role of Meeting Maestro in a Broadway production called 9 to 5: The Musical of Endless Meetings!
I've seen some bad parking in my life, but nothing compares to the creative skills of the coworker who manages to park themselves right in the middle of your project timeline, leaving no space for progress!
Ever had a coworker who is always smiling? It's like they've got a secret stash of coffee hidden somewhere, and they won't share the GPS location! They're on their fourth cup before I even find the creamer!
You think you've seen chaos? Try dealing with a coworker who changes their opinion more often than the office changes the brand of coffee. I'm starting to believe their middle name is Flip-flop!
Working with bad coworkers is like playing a game of Guess Who except every card has the same face—the one you make when you get an email at 4:59 PM saying, Can you handle this before you leave?
Ever had a coworker who takes credit for everything? They'd steal the spotlight at a magic show and still manage to make the magician disappear!

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