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Why did the backpack join a band? It wanted to be part of a 'rock and roll' lifestyle!
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Why did the backpack go to therapy? It had too many issues to carry on its own!
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Why did the backpack apply for a job? It wanted to be a 'carried' professional!
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Why did the backpack get an award? It always knew how to carry itself with style!
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Why did the backpack break up with the handbag? It couldn't handle the constant clashing of styles!
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Why did the backpack go to therapy? It had too many issues to carry on its own!
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What do you call a backpack that can play a musical instrument? A 'rucksack-rock' star!
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What did the backpack say to the lazy student? 'I'm carrying you through life, but I can't do all the heavy lifting!
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Why did the backpack refuse to fight? It believed in 'peaceful packing'!
Backpacks and the Gravity Conspiracy
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I'm convinced there's a conspiracy between backpacks and gravity. The heavier the backpack, the stronger gravity becomes. It's like my bag gains weight just to mess with my posture.
Backpacks and the Vanishing Pen Phenomenon
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I don't know what it is about backpacks, but they have this magical ability to make pens disappear. I put ten pens in there, and by the end of the day, I'm borrowing a crayon to take notes.
Backpacks: The Stealthy Snack Smugglers
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Backpacks are expert snack smugglers. You think you've eaten all your snacks, and then you reach into that secret compartment, and there it is – a granola bar from three weeks ago, ready to surprise you.
Backpacks, the Silent Movie Critics
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Ever notice how backpacks are the silent movie critics of our lives? You're walking, feeling confident, and suddenly your backpack straps are like, This is a terrible plotline, buddy.
Backpacks and the Bermuda Triangle
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I swear, my backpack has its own Bermuda Triangle inside. I put my keys in there, and they disappear for days. I'm convinced there's a secret society of lost items in backpacks plotting against us.
Backpacks and the Drama Queen Zippers
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Why are backpack zippers such drama queens? You try to open them quietly, and they're like, Oh no, let's make a sound that could wake up the dead. Suddenly, everyone in the library knows you're looking for your pen.
Backpacks: The Real-Life Tetris Game
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Trying to organize my backpack is like playing Tetris with real objects. No, don't put the textbook there! Move the water bottle down! Wait, can I rotate this sandwich to fit better?
Backpacks: The True Fashion Police
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My backpack thinks it's the ultimate fashion critic. I wore mismatched socks the other day, and when I opened my backpack, it had a note in there that said, Socks don't match, but neither does your life.
The Battle of the Backpack
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You ever notice how backpacks are like the battlegrounds of life? You start the day thinking, I got this, and by noon, your backpack is giving you the silent treatment, like, Why did you put that sandwich in sideways?
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