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Why did the chicken approach the comedy club? It heard the jokes were eggstra funny!
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Why did the bicycle approach the tree? It wanted to be a two-tired joke!
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Why did the scarecrow approach the cornfield? It wanted to say 'corngratulations'!
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Why did the banana approach the apple? It wanted to be in a bunch together!
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Why did the tomato approach the salad? It wanted to ketchup with the lettuce!
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Why did the cat approach the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
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Why did the math book approach the history book? It wanted to work on its story problems!
Approach Anxiety
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I've got this friend who's always telling me, It's all about the approach with dating. So now, I'm in this weird place where my dating life is like a horror movie. I call it Approach Anxiety. I see someone I like, and my brain's screaming, Don't go in there!
Approach to Diets
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I tried this new diet where they said it's all about the approach to food. So now, when I see a cake, I don't eat it. I just walk up to it and say, Hey, you look delicious. We need to talk.
Approaching Mondays
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People say Mondays are all about the approach. Well, my approach to Mondays is to hit the snooze button so many times that even my alarm clock sends me passive-aggressive messages.
Approach to Adulting
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You ever notice how they say adulting is all about the approach? Well, my approach to adulting is pretending I know what I'm doing until someone asks me to adult in a situation that requires more than just confidently nodding.
Approach to Technology
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My parents keep telling me it's all about the approach when dealing with technology. So now, every time my computer crashes, I calmly approach it and say, Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?
Approach to Exercise
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I read somewhere that the key to a good workout is the right approach. So, I approached the gym like a confident lion. Five minutes later, I was panting on the treadmill like a confused penguin.
Approach to New Year's Resolutions
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They say the key to keeping New Year's resolutions is the right approach. So, my approach this year was to write them down, stick them on the fridge, and then eat ice cream while staring at them. Needless to say, my resolutions are now frozen in disappointment.
Approach to Success
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Success, they say, is all about the approach. So, I've started approaching success like I approach a buffet – with a plate too small for all the things I want, and a determination to try everything at least once.
Approach to Fashion
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Fashion experts say it's all about the approach to clothing. So now, when I can't decide what to wear, I just close my eyes and hope my clothes magically arrange themselves into a stylish outfit. Surprisingly, it hasn't worked yet.
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