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I told the police officer I could spell 'officer' backward. He said, 'R.E.C.I.F.F.O.
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Why did the scarecrow become a police officer? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What did the police officer say to his belly button? 'You're under a vest!
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Why did the police officer bring a notebook to the crime scene? To take notes and nabbed it!
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I told the police officer I lost my dog, and he said to check the lost and 'hound' department.
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Why did the police officer bring a pencil to the interview? To draw his weapon!
Lost and Found Frustration
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I went to the police station to report my lost wallet. The officer handed me a form and said, Fill this out. I thought, If I could remember where I last had my wallet, I wouldn't need to be here!
Interrogation Intermission
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I visited a police station, and they had this room labeled Interrogation Room. I thought, do they have an intermission in there? Like, halfway through grilling a suspect, the detective goes, Hold on, folks, we'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors.
Detective Dress Code
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I walked into a police station once and couldn't help but wonder, do detectives have a special dress code? Like, is the mustache a mandatory accessory, or is that just a bonus for catching bad guys?
Crime and Order
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I went to the police station to report a crime. The officer said, What's the emergency? I said, I ran out of snacks during my Netflix marathon! I've never seen someone file a report so fast.
Bad Day at the Office
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I went to the police station and saw an officer with a stressed look. I asked, Rough day? He replied, Yeah, I accidentally arrested the mayor for jaywalking. It's all fun and games until the handcuffs come out for a city official.
Traffic Ticket Tango
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I got a traffic ticket and had to go to the police station. The officer told me to pay the fine online. I said, But I wanted the full experience, you know? I was ready for the traffic ticket tango and the awkward small talk.
Crime Drama Reality
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Police stations are like real-life crime dramas, but with less attractive detectives and more paperwork. Instead of intense music during investigations, it's just the sound of a copier churning out endless copies of reports.
Emergency Snack Patrol
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You ever notice how police stations are always next to donut shops? It's like they strategically place them there just in case of an emergency snack patrol. Dispatch, we've got a 10-35, requesting backup with sprinkles!
Police Station Yelp Reviews
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Imagine if police stations had Yelp reviews. Five stars for the handcuffs – very snug! Would've given six stars if they had more snacks in the waiting area. Will be back for sure!
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