7 Jokes For Plane Crash

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Updated on: Sep 21 2024

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I heard about a plane crash in a cornfield. I guess it wanted to be a crop duster!
Why did the airplane become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to land some laughs!
Why did the airplane go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment – always pulling out of relationships!
My friend said he had a fear of flying. I told him, 'Don't worry, it'll be a crash course in overcoming fears!
I told my friend I survived a plane crash. He said, 'Wow, you really know how to land a joke!
I asked the flight attendant if the plane was going to crash. She said, 'I don't think so, but buckle your seatbelt just in case – it's a bumpy relationship!
Why did the airplane enroll in dance class? It wanted to improve its landings – the tarmac tango!

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