17 Jokes For Pickets

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Updated on: Jul 19 2025

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Why did the picket fence start a band? It had the perfect groove!
Why did the termite refuse to eat the picket fence? It was on a no-chew diet!
Why did the picket fence become a detective? It wanted to get to the bottom of things!
Why did the picket fence bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be a bit edgier!
What did the picket fence say when it saw a great movie? 'That was fence-tastic!
My picket fence started a comedy club. It's all about the punchlines – and the picket lines!
My picket fence is terrible at poker. It always gives away its hand!

Pickets in Parenting

Parenting is like navigating a picket fence maze blindfolded. You're just trying to make it through without stepping on a LEGO or getting poked in the eye. If you survive, you deserve a parenting medal – or maybe just a picket fence to keep the chaos at bay.

Picket Fences and Unpicketed Lives

You ever notice how people get all worked up about picket fences? Like, they're out there picketing for picket fences. Meanwhile, my life is like an unpicketed fence – a little broken, a bit crooked, and definitely not getting the attention it deserves.

Pickets: The Original Selfie Stick

People nowadays love taking selfies, but you know what the original selfie stick was? A picket fence! People used to pose behind those things like they were the hottest thing since sliced bread. Forget filters; just give me a good picket.

Picket Signs in Relationships

You ever get into an argument with your significant other, and suddenly it feels like there should be picket signs involved? I demand better snack choices! Picket signs would really add some flair to those domestic disputes.

Picketing the Remote Control Revolution

My family is so divided over the TV remote that I suggested we picket about it. I can see it now: Equal remote control rights for all family members! Maybe then I'll finally get to watch my favorite shows without negotiations and compromises.

Picketing for Pizza

I saw a group of people picketing outside a pizza place. I thought, Wow, these folks are passionate about their pepperoni. Turns out, they were just upset that pineapple was considered a valid pizza topping. Picket first, ask questions later.

Picketing the Pigeon Protest

I once saw pigeons picketing in the park. I don't know what they were protesting, but I imagine it was something like, More breadcrumbs! Equal distribution of crumbs for all pigeons! They had little picket signs and everything.

Pickets in the Playground

Kids these days have it tough on the playground. They're not just dealing with bullies; now there are pickets involved. I saw a group of first-graders picketing for longer recess and better snacks. Those are some demanding tiny activists!

Pickets: Not Just for Protests

I saw a group of people with pickets the other day. I thought they were protesting something important. Turns out, they were just trying to settle a heated debate about whether pickles belong on burgers. Pickles, pickets – apparently, it's all about sticking to your principles.

Picketing for Puppies

I thought I saw a protest for animal rights, but it turned out they were just picketing for more puppy cuddles. Who could say no to that cause? I might join them – picket sign in one hand, a fluffy puppy in the other.

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