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Pickets are the VIP section of the fence – they get all the attention. Meanwhile, the posts are like the unsung heroes holding everything together, thinking, "We're the backbone of this operation, but does anyone notice?
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Pickets are the divas of the fencing world. You paint them white, and suddenly they think they're too good to hang out with the chain-link gang. Talk about a wooden superiority complex.
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I was staring at a picket fence the other day, and it hit me – they're the original social media of the suburbs. Each picket is like a post, sharing the neighborhood gossip one splinter at a time.
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Pickets have this silent competition going on. They're standing there, thinking, "Who can be the straightest? Who's the most upright picket in the fence?" It's like a fencing beauty pageant.
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I was painting my picket fence last weekend, and my neighbor walks by and says, "Going for that classic white picket look, huh?" I replied, "No, I'm just hoping the squirrels mistake it for a giant toothpick buffet.
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You know you're getting old when you start discussing the merits of different picket styles with your neighbors. "Oh, the Gothic arch design is so last season. It's all about the straight-cut, modern look now.
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You ever notice how picket fences are like the gatekeepers of the neighborhood? It's like they're saying, "No riff-raff allowed! If your lawn gnome isn't up to code, you're not welcome.
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Pickets are like the unsung heroes of hide-and-seek. You're convinced you found the perfect hiding spot until a picket gives you away with a creaky, "I saw them go that way!
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You ever try to fix a broken picket? It's like performing surgery on a tiny, stubborn giraffe. You need a tiny splint and some picket-sized crutches.
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