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Have you ever tried to impress your physical therapist by exaggerating your progress? Like, "Oh yeah, yesterday I ran a marathon... in my dreams, but hey, that counts, right?" They give you that subtle side-eye, like they've seen through your bluff, but they play along.
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You know you've been spending too much time with your physical therapist when you start referring to your body parts like they're separate entities. "Left knee, meet right elbow. Right elbow, say hi to the lower back. Let's all get along now, shall we?
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You ever notice how physical therapists always have this calm and soothing voice? Like, they could be narrating a documentary about the migratory patterns of sloths while they're fixing your knee. "And here we have the majestic quadriceps, making its slow but determined journey back to functionality.
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Physical therapists have this magic touch, don't they? They find the exact spot that feels like a mix between discomfort and relief, and suddenly you're questioning if they secretly went to Hogwarts for their training. "Expecto Flexibility!
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Physical therapists are the only people who can make you feel accomplished for doing something as simple as lifting a tiny rubber band. You're there, struggling with it, and they're cheering you on like you just deadlifted a car. "Wow, look at you go! Mr. Elastic is no match for you!
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Physical therapists have a knack for making you appreciate the little victories. Like when you finally touch your toes after weeks of trying, and they celebrate like you just won an Olympic gold medal. "We're witnessing history here, folks! The toes have been conquered!
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Ever notice how physical therapists have a unique ability to make you feel guilty about not doing your at-home exercises? It's like they have a sixth sense for detecting the lack of squats in your daily routine. "Did you forget to honor the sacred pact of leg lifts, my friend?
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Physical therapists are basically the only people who can make you stretch in ways you never thought possible. You find yourself contorted into positions that would make a yoga instructor blush. "Just a casual Tuesday afternoon, folding like a human origami.
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They always have these exercise balls and resistance bands lying around, right? I'm convinced physical therapists secretly moonlight as fitness store interior decorators. "Yes, I'd like my living room to have a subtle 'rehab chic' vibe, please.
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