5 Jokes About People Named Blake

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Updated on: Jul 17 2025

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The Blake in a World of Wordplay

Constantly being bombarded with wordplay on the name "Blake"
If I had a dollar for every cheesy Blake joke I've heard, I'd be rich enough to legally change my name to something less pun-worthy.

The Blake with Identity Issues

Being confused with other people named Blake
There's a special kind of disappointment when people meet me expecting Blake Shelton. Sorry to disappoint, folks; I can't sing, and my idea of "The Voice" is the one in my head that tells me to eat more pizza.

The Mispronunciation Expert

Dealing with people mispronouncing "Blake"
I've considered starting a support group for all the Blakes out there. We'd meet every week and practice saying our own names correctly. Spoiler alert: We'd probably still mess it up.

The Blake with High Expectations

Living up to the name "Blake"
The struggle is real when people think you're supposed to be a smooth talker because of your name. Sorry, I'm more of a stumble-over-words kind of guy.

The Blake in Witness Protection

Living a low-key life while having a distinctive name
The struggle is real when your undercover name is Blake, and every time someone shouts, "Hey, Blake!" you instinctively look over your shoulder for danger.

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