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The Oreo Dunking Champion
Balancing the art of dunking without the dreaded cookie splash
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I went to an Oreo dunking competition, and they disqualified me for using skim milk. Apparently, real champions use whole milk. Who knew milk fat was a performance enhancer?
The Oreo Scientist
The pressure of creating the perfect cookie-creme ratio
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Being an Oreo scientist is tough. My family doesn't understand when I say I'm working late; they think I'm just binge-eating cookies in the name of research.
The Oreo Mediator
Settling disputes over the rightful way to eat an Oreo
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I'm the Oreo mediator in my group. If someone starts a fight over Oreo-eating etiquette, I step in and remind them that we're all just here for the deliciousness.
The Oreo Ninja
Sneaking Oreos without anyone noticing
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The key to being an Oreo ninja is to never underestimate the power of distraction. If someone catches you mid-cookie, just start a dance party or something.
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