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Why did the olive go to school? Because it wanted to be a little bit more 'cultured'!
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Why was the olive invited to all the parties? Because it always brought the 'pitted' party mood!
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Did you hear about the olive comedian? He always had a 'punny' punchline – he was a real 'olive wit'!
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Why don't olives ever get lonely? Because they always come in 'jar' squads!
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What did the olive say to the toothpick? 'Pierce' me up and let's party!
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What did the olive say when it got complimented? 'Aww, thanks! You're making me blush-olive!
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Why did the olive refuse to play cards? It didn't want to 'pit' itself against others!
Olive It or Leave It
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I tried going vegan once. Lasted a whole three hours until I saw a plate of olives. I told myself, This is nature's way of saying, 'Eat me!' Who am I to argue with nature?
Olive You a Question
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You ever try to host a party without olives? It's like trying to host a stand-up comedy show without jokes. Sure, you might have drinks and music, but everyone's just waiting for something to make it pop!
Olive You Too!
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You know, every time I go to a fancy restaurant, they're always like, Would you like some olives? And I'm like, Sure! And they bring a plate with three olives. I mean, three? What is this, an appetizer for ants? I need at least a jar to feel like I'm getting my money's worth.
Olive a Good Joke
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Why did the olive go to therapy? Because it had some serious pitting issues! Just like me when I realize I've eaten the entire bowl and need to come to terms with my life choices.
Olive Garden of Delights
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They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But ladies, if he offers you a bouquet of olives instead of roses, marry that man. He's a keeper!
Olive My Life for Food
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You ever try to diet? It's like trying to avoid olives at a Mediterranean feast. Impossible! One minute you're saying, Just one, and the next, you've got a plate full, telling yourself it's for health reasons.
Olive and Let Die
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Dating someone who doesn't like olives is like trying to live without laughter. Just kidding, I'd choose the olives any day. At least olives don't complain about my jokes.
Olive on the Edge
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Ever tried putting olives in your shoes? Yeah, it's not to walk around with a bounce in your step; it's to make sure I'm never too far from a martini.
Olive: The Forbidden Fruit
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Why are olives always at the bar? Because they're the best wingman! They might be tiny, but they pack a punch. Just like my last relationship, but that's a story for another day.
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