8 Jokes For Nuke

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Updated on: Mar 20 2025

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Why did the proton bring a suitcase to the nuclear party? Because it wanted to be positively charged!
Why did the nuclear reactor apply for a job as a comedian? It wanted to be a 'core'-screw!
Why did the neutron go to therapy? It had too many issues with its self-esteem!
Why do nuclear physicists make bad burglars? Because they can't avoid detection!
Why did the nuclear physicist bring a ladder to work? Because he wanted to reach the fissionable material on the top shelf!
Why did the alpha particle go to therapy? It had issues with its parent nucleus!
Why did the radioactive cat have 18 half-lives? It had purr-fect nuclear stability!
Why did the neutron enter the beauty pageant? It wanted to be the 'center' of attention!

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