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Why did the mouth breather go to the gym? To work on their inhale-arms and exhale-lifts!
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Why did the mouth breather bring a fan to the restaurant? To blow away any soup-er hot steam!
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What's a mouth breather's favorite subject in school? Respiratory science - they're the experts!
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What's a mouth breather's favorite type of vacation? A breath-taking adventure!
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Why did the mouth breather start a bakery? Because they wanted to make a lot of dough!
The Midnight Concert
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Ever tried sleeping next to a mouth breather? It's like having a midnight concert where the main instrument is the sound of someone forgetting how to breathe quietly.
Oxygen Oaf
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If mouth breathing was an Olympic sport, I've met a few gold medalists in my time. Especially during movies when it gets all dramatic, and suddenly it's a symphony of inhales and exhales.
The Chronicles of the Mouth Breather
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You ever sit next to a mouth breather on a plane? It's like the universe decided to let Darth Vader's less talented cousin sit right beside you!
The Noisy Neighbor
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I lived next to a mouth breather once. Thought there was a Sasquatch convention going on next door. Nope, just Terry watching TV.
Breathless Beatbox
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I met this guy who claimed he could beatbox. Turns out, he was just a professional mouth breather with rhythm issues.
Silent Night, Not Quite
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They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year. Unless you're sharing a room with Uncle Bob, the mouth breather, then it's more like the most wheezy time of the year.
The Darth Vader Diet
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Doctors say mouth breathing isn't healthy. But hey, if it gives you that Darth Vader aesthetic without the whole ruling the galaxy thing, go for it!
Snore Symphony
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You know you're living with a mouth breather when their snoring sounds like a cross between a foghorn and a didgeridoo.
Mouth Breathers Anonymous
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I tried joining a support group for mouth breathers, but the meetings were too loud. Everyone kept gasping at the same time!
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