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Let's talk about the dilemma of mids. It's like the Goldilocks of weed - not too strong, not too weak, just right… for, like, a Tuesday afternoon when you've got a meeting in an hour and a half, right? They're like the '90s sitcoms of weed - not groundbreaking, not pushing any boundaries, but they're comfortable. They're there when you need something easygoing, something you can binge without feeling guilty about neglecting your responsibilities.
I feel like mids are the diplomats of the weed world, bridging the gap between the purists and the casuals. They're the Switzerland of strains!
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You ever hear about these things called "mids"? I mean, what are they? Are they the middle child of the weed world? Always overlooked, but still essential? It's like someone tried to create a mystery novel with their bud choices. You got the protagonist, the premium, high-quality weed, and then you got these mids, the sidekick that's just trying to be noticed!
You know, mids are like the veggie burger of the weed world. They're there, they'll get the job done, but they're not gonna win any taste tests anytime soon!
And the names! What's with the names? "Mids," "middies," "mid-shelf." I feel like I'm in the aisle of some bizarre grocery store. Can't we get some more creative names for this stuff? "Midnight Surprise," "Auntie's Secret Stash." Spice it up a bit, you know?
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I'm convinced there's a secret society dedicated to mids, you know? They've got their own secret handshake, their own underground meetings. They're out there in the shadows, saying, "Yes, we might not be top-shelf, but we're reliable! We've got your back when the top shelf's just too expensive!" Mids are like the Clark Kent of cannabis. They might not have the flash and dazzle of the premium stuff, but when trouble comes calling, they're there, steady and dependable.
And have you noticed how everyone's got a different definition of what mids actually are? It's like the definition changes depending on who you ask. It's the Schrödinger's cat of the weed world - simultaneously both mids and not mids until observed!
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You ever get into an argument about whether what you're smoking is mids or not? It's like stepping into the ring for a philosophical debate. "Is it mids because it doesn't send you to space or is it just a mild euphoria?" You know you're in a strange place when people are debating the metaphysical properties of the weed they're smoking! "Well, I didn't achieve full enlightenment, so it must be mids!"
I swear, someday they're gonna have a reality show where they blindfold people and make them smoke different strains, and they've got to guess whether it's top-shelf or mids. "Is this the $100 stuff or just the $20 stuff?" It'll be called "Mids or Myths: The High Stakes Game Show.
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