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The Mexican word of the day is 'lettuce.' I said, 'Lettuce go out and have a great time!
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The Mexican word of the day is 'pancake.' I said, 'You're flippin' awesome!
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I asked my Mexican friend for the Mexican word of the day. He said, 'No-squito.
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The Mexican word of the day is 'burrito.' I said, 'I'll be back, burrito!
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The Mexican word of the day is 'jaguar.' I said, 'You're roarin' with good choices!
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The Mexican word of the day is 'slippers.' I told my wife, 'I'll taco 'bout it tomorrow, wearing my comfy slippers.
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I asked my Mexican friend for the word of the day. He said, 'Mushroom.' I said, 'You're a fun guy!
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Hold on tight, because the Mexican word of the day is piñata. Here's the lesson: Teresa's birthday piñata was so tough, it survived three hits from the kids and then took down the dad trying to break it open. That's one resilient candy holder!
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Okay folks, the Mexican word of the day is chihuahua. Lesson time: Jorge's chihuahua was so tiny, it once got mistaken for a burrito and almost ended up with extra cheese and salsa! Now that's a close call.
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Let me share another gem, the Mexican word of the day is burrito. Today's lesson: Maria told her mom she was on a diet, her mom replied, 'Ay, burrito! You've been on a diet since you were three!'
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Get ready, because the Mexican word of the day is salsa. Here's the lesson: Rosa made her famous salsa for a party. It was so hot, people started calling it 'El Diablo's Tears'! Handle with caution, folks!
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Alright, brace yourselves, the Mexican word of the day is amigo. Today's lesson: Jose was such a great amigo, he helped his friend move so many times, his buddies started calling him 'The Patron Saint of Moving Boxes'!
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Let's dive into this: the Mexican word of the day is mariachi. Lesson: Carlos joined a mariachi band for extra cash. His rendition of 'Cielito Lindo' was so moving, the restaurant gave him a lifetime supply of tacos!
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Mexican word of the day is tequila. Lesson time: Pablo's idea of 'just one shot' of tequila turned into a karaoke night where he serenaded the whole bar with his rendition of 'La Bamba'! Admit it, we've all been there.
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Last but not least, the Mexican word of the day is taco. Here's the lesson: Eduardo's love for tacos was so immense, he created a taco-eating contest. Winner gets a year's supply of antacids!
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Alright folks, the Mexican word of the day is wifi. Today's lesson: Juan connected to the wifi so fast, they called him 'The Speedy Gonzalez of Downloads'!
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