7 Jokes For Melting Ice

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Updated on: Apr 18 2025

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I told the ice sculpture it was cool. It didn't seem to melt under the pressure of compliments.
I used to be an ice cube, but I melted under pressure. Now I'm just chillin' as water.
I asked the ice cube if it wanted a drink. It said, 'Just water, please. I'm trying to keep my cool.
I told the ice cream it was my favorite. It said, 'You're giving me a sundae complex!
I tried to make a snowman, but I couldn't find the right frozen personality.
I accidentally left an ice cube on the counter. Now it's just water under the fridge.
I tried to make a snow angel, but all I got was a puddle-shaped halo.

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