19 Jokes For Mb

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Updated on: Aug 15 2024

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why did the computer get cold? Because it left its Windows open!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!

Mall Breaks

I went to the mall the other day, and I thought, Let's do some serious shopping! Little did I know, mb stands for mall broke, and my wallet felt the pain.

Movie Buff Misadventures

I decided to impress my friends by becoming a movie buff. Turns out, mb in my case means movie bloopers. I can't count how many times I've confused Jeff Goldblum with Danny DeVito.

Morning Brew Mishap

I got a fancy new coffee maker. Thought I'd become a coffee connoisseur. Little did I know, mb stands for mug broken. Now, my kitchen looks like a crime scene from a caffeine catastrophe.

Muffin Baking Catastrophe

I tried baking muffins from scratch. Thought I had the perfect recipe. Turns out, mb stands for muffins burned. I've created a new breakfast sensation: charcoal muffins.

Meeting Blunders

Ever been in a meeting where you nod along, pretending you understand everything? Yeah, that was me until I realized mb stands for meeting baffled. Now I just doodle confused faces in my notebook.

Mind-Blown Moments

You ever have those moments where your brain just can't process what's happening? I had one of those the other day. I looked at my bank account and thought, Wow, that's impressive! Then I remembered mb just stands for empty.

Math Blunders

I tried helping my kid with their math homework. You know it's a problem when mb goes from math buddy to math blunders. I had to Google what the quadratic formula was again. Spoiler: still don't get it.

Monday Blues

Mondays are rough, right? I wake up, look at my calendar, and think, Maybe 'mb' means 'more bed.' It's a struggle to leave the comfort of my sheets and face the week.

Mission Burritos

I decided to try a new diet – the Mission Burrito diet. You know, the one where you tell yourself, I'm only having one bite, but mb actually means munching burritos.

Marriage Bliss

So, my wife and I recently started taking dance classes. It's been great, except for the fact that mb in our relationship now stands for mandatory ballet. Who knew my two left feet would lead to this?

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