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Why was the equal sign so humble? Because he knew he wasn't less than or greater than anyone else.
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Why are obtuse triangles always so frustrated? Because they're never right.
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Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher told him not to use tables!
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Why was the equal sign so humble? Because he knew he wasn't less than or greater than anyone else.
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Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher told him not to use tables!
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Mathematics is like a bad breakup. You try to solve the equation, but it just keeps giving you X without any closure. Come on, math, at least let me find the square root of my heartache!
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I asked my friend for help with algebra, and he said, 'You just have to factorize the problem.' I thought we were talking about math, not planning a covert mission! I didn't sign up for Mission: Impossible - Solving Quadratic Equations!
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I failed my math exam, and my mom said, 'You can't solve a problem by running away from it.' Well, apparently, mom, you can't solve it by multiplying it and adding square roots either. Maybe I'll just run towards a liberal arts degree instead.
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I tried to impress my date by calculating the tip in my head at a fancy restaurant. Turns out, my math skills are inversely proportional to my charm. She gave me a 15% chance of a second date, and that's a fraction I can't simplify my way out of!
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Mathematics is the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why. Try that at a grocery store, and suddenly you're the weird person blocking the aisle with a mountain of melons. Thanks, math, for making me the fruit ninja.
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You know you're bad at math when you use a calculator to find out how many minutes are left in your microwave burrito's cooking time. It's like I'm battling against numbers, and the microwave is my nemesis. Beep beep, defeat!
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I've come to the conclusion that math and I have a love-hate relationship. I love to hate it. It's like a bad romance; the more you try to understand it, the more irrational and complex it becomes. Take me back to simpler times, like when 2+2 equaled cookies.
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I told my crush she was a perfect 10. She said, 'Aw, you're sweet.' Then I clarified, 'No, I mean statistically, on a scale from 1 to 10.' That's when I realized I need a dating app that matches people based on their love for algebra. Swipe right for equations!
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My refrigerator has a math problem. Every time I open it, the amount of food inside decreases exponentially. I need a mathematician to solve this culinary conundrum. Either that or a delivery menu that comes with its own theorem for endless pizza.
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