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You ever notice how math is like the unsolicited advice of the education world? It's always there, telling you to solve for X, but when was the last time you actually needed to find out what X was? Maybe if X could mind its own business, we'd get along better.
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I recently discovered that math is a lot like dating. You spend a lot of time trying to figure out the right equation, and just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone throws in an imaginary number, and suddenly, nothing makes sense anymore.
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I'm convinced that the only reason we learned about imaginary numbers in math class is because someone wanted to prepare us for those imaginary friends we'd have in adulthood. You know, the ones who agree with all your questionable life choices.
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Algebra feels a lot like solving mysteries, but instead of solving crimes, you're trying to find out what value of 'x' will make the equation stop haunting your dreams.
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You ever notice how the quadratic formula is like the emergency exit of math? You never think you'll need it, but when the algebraic fire starts, you're desperately searching for an escape route.
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Math problems are the only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders, "Why the heck do you need so many watermelons?" I mean, is there a watermelon party happening that I'm not invited to?
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Can we talk about word problems for a second? In real life, nobody ever asks you to find out how fast a train is going if it left the station at 8 AM. If they did, I'd be that guy saying, "Well, if the train left at 8 AM, it's probably stuck in traffic by now!
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Calculators are like the superheroes of math class. You can be struggling through a problem, and then BAM! Calculator swoops in, saving the day. If only they made calculators for adulting problems, like figuring out taxes or decoding cryptic IKEA instructions.
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Math teachers are like wizards with numbers. They stand up there, writing cryptic symbols on the board, and we're supposed to magically understand it. I'm pretty sure my math teacher is secretly casting spells to make my GPA disappear.
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