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Why did the marriage counselor take up painting? To show couples that a masterpiece can emerge from even the messiest palettes!
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Why did the marriage counselor start a band? He wanted to teach couples the art of harmony!
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Why did the marriage counselor open a bakery? He knows the key to a happy marriage is sharing a sweet treat!
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Why did the marriage counselor bring a parachute to the session? To demonstrate the importance of a safe landing after a relationship free fall!
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Why did the marriage counselor become a magician? He knows how to make problems disappear with a wave of understanding!
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Why did the marriage counselor become a chef? Because he knew how to fix a broken marriage with a good recipe!
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Why did the marriage counselor bring a ladder to the session? To help couples reach a resolution!
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Why did the marriage counselor become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to address relationship issues with a punchline!
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Why did the marriage counselor become a gardener? Because he knows how to help relationships blossom!
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Why did the marriage counselor bring a map to the session? To guide couples through the ups and downs of love!
Marriage Counselor Mayhem
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You know you're in trouble when your marriage counselor starts taking notes during the session. I'm like, Is this therapy or are you planning a heist? Should I be worried about a marital bank robbery?
Counseling Code Words
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Why is it that every time the marriage counselor says, Let's explore your feelings, it really means, Buckle up, folks, we're diving into the emotional war zone! I didn't know counseling came with a decoder ring.
Couples Sudoku
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The marriage counselor said we should try activities together. So now, instead of arguing, we argue while doing Sudoku puzzles. It's like trying to solve relationship problems while simultaneously figuring out where the number 7 goes.
Therapeutic Time Machine
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Our marriage counselor suggested we revisit our past to understand our issues. So, naturally, we spent the weekend rehashing old arguments. Turns out, hindsight is 20/20, but it's still wearing rose-colored glasses.
Therapist's Toughest Case
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I asked our marriage counselor, Have you ever dealt with a case as complicated as ours? She looked at me dead in the eyes and said, Have you seen my hourly rate? Your marriage is my retirement plan!
Therapy Tax Deduction
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The only upside to marriage counseling is that it's tax-deductible. So, in the eyes of the IRS, our arguments are not just emotional clashes; they're valuable contributions to the national economy. You're welcome, Uncle Sam!
Counselor's Crystal Ball
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Our marriage counselor claims to have a sixth sense about relationships. I'm like, Lady, if you're so psychic, why didn't you warn me before I married someone who thinks a 'quick trip to the grocery store' means a four-hour expedition?
Therapy Safari
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Going to a marriage counselor is like embarking on a safari. You never know what wild creatures you'll encounter, whether it's the elusive Listening Husband or the ferocious Household Chores Negotiator. Bring your binoculars and a sense of humor!
Counselor's Cookbook
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Our marriage counselor suggested we spice things up in the bedroom. So, we bought a cookbook titled 50 Shades of Gravy. Who knew the secret to a happy marriage was a pinch of romance and a dash of paprika?
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