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Joke Types
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Why did the llama become a chef? It loved creating llama-licious dishes!
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Why did the llama bring a suitcase to the comedy show? It wanted to pack a punchline!
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Why did the llama become a detective? It had a great sense of llama-gation!
Llama Parenting Advice
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Llama moms probably have the most unique parenting tips. Honey, if someone's bothering you at school, just remember what mama llama says: a little spit goes a long way. But please, don't try this at home!
Llama Love Advice
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Llamas must have an interesting approach to dating. They probably advise each other, If you really like someone, just spit a little to show affection! It's the llama way of saying 'I love you' without words.
Llama Job Interviews
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You know, if llamas were interviewed for jobs, they'd nail the question, How do you handle conflict? They'd be like, Oh, I just spit my problems away. Works every time, except in customer service roles!
Llama Therapy Sessions
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I bet llama therapists would be fascinating. Imagine sitting there pouring your heart out, and the therapist just nods and then casually spits out some wisdom like, You just need to llama-zen your mind, my friend.
Llama Lessons
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I think llamas should host seminars on how to handle awkward situations. I mean, they've got the whole spitting to express disdain thing down pat. Imagine going to a workshop titled, Spit Like a Pro: Llama Lessons in Social Etiquette.
Llama Celebrities
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I bet if llamas were celebrities, they'd be those elusive, mysterious types. You'd see headlines like, Llama spotted at a red carpet event, looking fabulous and spitting truths about the industry.
Llama Political Strategies
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I'm pretty sure llamas could teach politicians a thing or two. They've mastered the art of strategic spitting—a powerful way to express disagreement without filibustering!
Llama Drama
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You ever notice how llamas are basically the drama queens of the animal kingdom? One minute they're like, Oh, look at my fabulous fur! and the next, they're spitting at you like, Take that, peasant! I mean, talk about diva alpacas!
Llama Social Media Presence
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If llamas had Instagram accounts, it would be a whole new level of influencer drama. #LlamaDiva would trend faster than you can say selfie, and their posts would be all about spitting sass and posing with the latest in grass couture.
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