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I was at the zoo, and I noticed the llama enclosure had a sign that said, "Do not feed the llamas." I thought, "Well, that's just great. Now they're not only judging us; they're on a diet too.
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Llamas are like the hipsters of the animal world. They've got this cool, laid-back vibe with their fluffy hair and all, but deep down, you know they're secretly judging you for not knowing the latest indie grass to munch on.
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I tried telling a llama a joke once, but it just stared at me in silence. I guess my humor wasn't quite up to llama standards. They're probably more into dry puns or something.
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Llamas are the original influencers. I mean, they've been rocking that fashionable neck scarf way before it became a trend. Next time you see a llama, just imagine it sipping a latte and posting #LlamaFashionGoals on Instagram.
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You know you've reached peak adulthood when you start relating to llamas. I mean, they spend most of their day chewing and giving side-eye. Suddenly, it hits you – you've become a llama without the luxurious fur.
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Llamas are the introverts of the animal kingdom. They're like, "No, I don't want to join your herd. I'm just here for the snacks and the occasional philosophical contemplation.
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I saw a llama at the petting zoo the other day, and I couldn't help but think, "Is this the animal kingdom's version of a therapist?" You just spill your feelings, and it stares at you with those big eyes, like it understands every existential crisis you're going through.
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Llamas are like the professors of the farm. You go up to them, seeking wisdom, and they just spit at you. Lesson learned: never ask a llama for advice unless you're prepared for a face full of llama wisdom.
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You ever notice how llamas have that look on their face like they just overheard your conversation and are silently judging your life choices? I mean, who knew that a woolly creature could throw so much shade?
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