19 Jokes For Laugh Out Loud

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Updated on: Jul 22 2024

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I told my friend ten jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

LOL at Life's Problems

I've decided to face my problems the same way I face a funny meme – with a hearty 'laugh out loud.' I told my boss I was going to approach deadlines with a smile. Now, I'm unemployed, but at least I'm cracking up about it!

The LOL Therapist

I went to see a therapist who suggested I use 'laugh out loud' as a coping mechanism. So now, every time I get a bill, I just write 'LOL' on the check. The electricity company doesn't seem to find it as amusing as I do.

LOL at Technology

I tried talking to my smart home device, and it misheard me, thinking I said, Tell me a joke. Now my thermostat thinks it's a stand-up comedian. Every time I adjust the temperature, it responds with, Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here? Maybe I should have just stuck with 'laugh out loud' - at least that would have kept things cool.

LOL Fitness Routine

I recently started a new fitness program – it's called LOL-ates. You know, it's like Pilates, but instead of those grueling ab workouts, you just look at memes until your abs hurt from laughing. It's the only workout where you can burn calories and still be sitting on the couch.

LOL-osophy Class

I enrolled in a philosophy class where the professor told us that life is absurd. So, I've decided to embrace the absurdity and respond to all of life's challenges with a good old 'laugh out loud.' I guess that's why I'm now taking a makeup exam.

The Great LOL Conundrum

You ever notice how 'laugh out loud' is basically the only acronym where people actually follow through? I mean, when was the last time you heard someone say 'ROFL' and they were actually rolling on the floor? Probably during a yoga class.

LOL Parenting

My kid came up to me with a drawing and said, Dad, this is you at work! It was just a stick figure surrounded by the letters 'LOL.' I guess I'm not the only one who thinks my job is a joke.

LOL GPS

I got lost the other day, and instead of asking for directions, I just kept telling myself, I'm on a scenic route, and 'laughing out loud' like I planned the whole thing. Who needs a GPS when you've got a good sense of humor?

The LOL Diet

I'm on this new diet where I only eat foods that make me 'laugh out loud.' So far, I've had a lot of joke-shaped cookies and laughter-themed ice cream. My nutritionist is concerned, but my taste buds are having a party.

Dating with LOL

My dating profile now reads, Looking for someone to make me 'laugh out loud' – bonus points if you can do it without sending a meme. Because let's face it, if memes were relationships, I'd be married to a cat by now.

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